Trucker Hat - I Pee In Pools - Blue/Red

Custom Trucker Hat – Cover That Head, You Filthy Animal

Tired of boring hats that say nothing about your chaotic brilliance? Slap your sass, class, or crass right onto a custom trucker hat and strut your stuff like the spicy legend you are.

The Goods:

   •            Classic mesh-back trucker hat: breathable like your last situationship

   •            Adjustable snapback: one size fits your big ol’ personality

   •            Vinyl or printed—because we don’t judge your style (or your life choices)

   •            Tons of colors, because beige is for boring people

Make It Naughty (Or Nice… ish):

   1.          Pick your hat color—yes, black goes with everything, but live a little.

   2.          Choose vinyl or print (like tattoos for your hat, but less commitment).

   3.          At checkout, spill the tea in the notes:

       •            What you want it to say or show (text, logo, inside joke, hot mess slogan)

       •            Font/style (sleek, snarky, stripper-chic—you name it)

       •            Where it goes (front, side, back—be strategic, people)

       •            Thread/print color (go loud or go home)

   4.          We’ll send you a digital proof for approval, because consent is sexy.

Need a bunch for your bridal squad, biker gang, or questionable friend group? Slide into our DMs—we love a scandalous bulk order.